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9 Things to Ponder - 1st Feb 2018

9 Things to Ponder

Nine Things to Ponder

Number 9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

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